HU-MAR

A drunkard in a Railway Station asked the Station Master. When will the Tirupati express come ? the Station Master said at 7pm..then he asked when will the Chennai Mail come the Station Master said at 8 pm...then the drunkard asked when will Trivandrum express come and the Station Master said at 12:00 noon......The Station Master was irked and asked the drunkard..Where do you want to go ? the drunkard said  "actually I dont want to go anywhere..I just want to cross the railway tracks "...